The Pink Fluffy Armed Danger of Rainbow Tank is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Rainbow McCloudy with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 8.23 billion Rainbow Tankians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rainbow Grove. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The Rainbow Tankian economy, worth 417 trillion Rainbows a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,681 Rainbows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, and wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rainbow Tank's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rainbows all the way.

Rainbow Tank is ranked 75,900^th in the world and 71^st in Resuscitation for Safest, scoring 92.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.